"I think that I'll have my initials embroidered on one of my red shirts. Doesn't that sound great?"
"A shirt with RR on the front? Well Random Redshirt, it sounds, uh, very interesting. But, why don't you ask a lady? I'm only a doctor after all. I mean, who am I to judge embroidery?"
"Good idea McCoy. I'll go ask the nearest yeoman..."