"You know, I think that a lot of things have been written using names like: McCoy, and Spock, and Uhura, and Scotty, and Kirk, but why not with my name? You know, my name would look good in type. -The Random Redshirt- Now, doesn't that sound nice?"
"He doesn't seem to make any sense."
"Well, you didn't expect him to be as logical as you, did you, Spock?"
"I find you just as illogical as him, doctor."
"Why thank you!"